Things I'm Discovering With Twins

• Trying to keep our bedroom/nursery at a constant 70 degrees with higher thermostat settings and space heaters has doubled my electric bill
• Definition;
  "MY son" - the baby that is quietly looking at you with with wide, happy, alert eyes
  "YOUR son" - the baby that pooped immediatly after you changed him, then pees all over while you change him again
• Shaving is overrated. Sleep is not.
• I'm pretty sure the shelf full of stuffed animals we have been receiving (you get twice as many with twins) are staring at me. And I think they are multiplying.