Thanks Ray

Tonight I finally got to see the episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" that has been on my mind lately - when Ray finds out he is having twins. I remember laughing at it hystericaly when I first saw it years ago. This time I watched it with a whole new appreciation. Some of Ray's best comments:

• When his wife shows him the picture from the ultrasound:
  "I... don't know what the hell I'm looking at."
• When his wife points out one little leg, and another little leg, and something in between those legs:
  "Is that an arm?"
  "That's not an arm."
  "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT THAT NOT AN ARM!" (with great enthusiasm)
• When his wife goes on to point out the "little something"... and another "little something":
  "What does that mean?"
  "It's twins Ray... two boys"
  "What, Right now? In here?"... "Someone has to show me how to do a cartwheel right now!"
• When she points out in the picture again "There's a little something, and another little something":
  "AM I A MAN OR WHAT?!!! At school they used to play 'keep-away' with my hat - look at me now!"
• "You know, when you showed me two 'somethings', twins didn't pop into my head. For a second I thought my son was going to make a living winning bar bets."